1/10/09 12:39 am - New twist on a familiar meme1. Pick 25 2. Go to IMDb and find a 3. Post them here for everyone to guess. 4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie. 5. No Googling/using IMDb search functions. 1. Person 2: I don't think you're crazy. Person 1: Oh, good, that makes me feel so much better. 2. Person 2: Cannon fuse Person 1: What the hell do you use it for? Person 2: My cannon! 3. Person 1: What am I afraid of her for? She's no rocket scientist. Person 2: Well, actually, she is a rocket scientist. 4. Person 1:I guess I don't remember meeting you. Person 2: Well, that's probably because we've never met. Person 1: That could have something to do with it. 5. Person 1: You take what you've learned from this life and use it in the next. That's karma. Person 2: I thought karma was I do something bad in this life and I'm a termite in the next. Person 1: Hey, if you ask me, pal, you're already a termite in this life in a shitty suit, OK? 6. Person 2: Which one am I? Person 1: You're the worst kind; you're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance. 7. Person 2: Well haven't ya heard? She's irresistible. She told me so herself. 8. Person 2: They kept calling it 'murder' when I did it. 9. Person 1: There are no bears in Hungary. Unless we've crossed the border into Romania, in which case there ARE bears. If we're in Serbia, then... I don't know. Person 2: That's really interesting, Richard. Tell me something: are bears required to stop at borders? Is there some sort of, I don't know, passport control for bears? 10. Person 2: Yes, Doctor. Person 1: Elevate me. Person 2: Now? Right here? Person 1: Yes, yes, raise the platform. Person 2: Oh. Ze platform. Oh, zat, yah, yah... yes. 11. Person 1: Uh, this is one that the kids at school told me. Why did the chicken go halfway across the street? Person 2: Why? Person 1: He wanted to lay it on the line. --You're not laughing. Person 2: Oh, not yet, not yet. Inside, it's building, it's building. About a half hour from now I'll be rolling all over the beach, I'm telling you. You won't be able to stop me. I'll be in hysterics. 12. Person 1: Mrs. Fowler you've hardly moved a muscle. Person 2: Whose carcass is this, yours or mine? Person 1: It's yours, but I'm paid to exercise it. Person 2: You sound like a horse trainer. Person 1: No, Mrs. Fowler, but you're getting warm. 13. Person 2: What are those? Person 3: Small versions of adults, honey. 14. Person 1: I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man. Person 2: Oh, this is ridiculous. Person 3: He's serious. Person 1: I want peace on earth and goodwill toward men. Person 2: We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing. 15. Person 2: Which part? Person 1: To spend his life pining for you, and die miserable and alone. Person 2: Is that too much to ask? 16. Person 1: Just a little bit of sauce and Dana can become quite the cynic. Person 2: I am not a cynic, Frank! I like to think of myself as a nasty bitch. 17. Person 2: Not that kind of eighteen. 18. Person 2: Yes, there are, aren't there? Person 1: Why do they tell little kids that? Person 2: Most of the time it's true. 19. Person 2: Don't you realize Poland's at stake? Person 3: Have you no patriotism? Person 1: Now listen, you... first you walk out on my soliloquy and then you walk into my slippers. And now you question my patriotism. I'm a good Pole and I love my country and I love my slippers. Person 2: Well, I hope your country comes first. 20. Person 1: God, I hate that bitch. Person 2: Probably shouldn't have married her then, huh? 21. Person 1: Hello, stranger. Person 2: Teri, what are you doing here? I thought you never wanted to see me again. Person 1: Whatever gave you that idea? Person 2: Well, I guess my first clue was when you told me you never wanted to see me again. 22. Person 2: Then when they're done laughing, they'll call the cops. That guy Angelo would rat on you for a nickel. Person 1: Not Angelo. He'd never turn me in. Person 2: Why? Because you made him laugh? Person 1: That's right! A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have. 23. Person 2: You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is. 24. Person 1: My uncle was born in America. Person 2: Oh, really? Person 1: But he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency. 25. Person 1: This corn is raw! Person 2: I know, isn't it wonderful? It's so crisp! Person 1: Of course it's crisp! It's raw! Person 2: No, it's terrific. You can just taste the Vitamin A and E in here. It's great. Person 1: Could we have pills and cook the corn? |

1/10/09 12:30 am (UTC) -
spacelogic
1/10/09 02:14 pm (UTC) -
ardath_rekha
1/10/09 01:41 am (UTC) -
xavienne
#23, silly bint who turned him down (Sara) and the Goblin King.
#10 -- is that from Young Frankenstein?
1/10/09 02:16 pm (UTC) -
ardath_rekha
LOL, Sara was way too immature to deal with what she would have gotten if she'd accepted. XD Now, of course, I was actually the character's age when I saw the film, myself, and I was totally convinced that I could totally handle him better in her place. How I would have loved to have had the opportunity to try. XD
1/11/09 12:25 am (UTC) -
xavienne
1/13/09 01:41 am (UTC) -
ardath_rekha
1/13/09 04:09 am (UTC) -
xavienne
1/10/09 02:10 am (UTC) -
stvnsangel
1/10/09 02:17 pm (UTC) -
ardath_rekha
1/10/09 11:15 pm (UTC) -
stvnsangel
1/11/09 11:31 pm (UTC) -
xavienne
1/10/09 02:13 am (UTC) -
omarandjohnny
1/10/09 02:19 pm (UTC) -
ardath_rekha
1/10/09 02:43 am (UTC) -
yuuo
15. Twister. ♥ that movie. :D Jo and.... her Aunt Meg, right?
22. Who Framed Roger Rabbit which god, I haven't seen in forever. That's Eddy and Roger.
23. Labyrinth - Sara and Jareth.
1/10/09 02:20 pm (UTC) -
ardath_rekha
1/10/09 11:06 pm (UTC) -
yuuo
1/10/09 08:45 am (UTC) -
das_dingsi
1/10/09 02:21 pm (UTC) -
ardath_rekha
1/10/09 10:24 am (UTC) -
tempe - stumbled upon this through divierto's friend page.
1/10/09 02:22 pm (UTC) -
ardath_rekha - Re: stumbled upon this through divierto's friend page.
1/10/09 10:38 am (UTC) -
nihilobstat
1/10/09 02:23 pm (UTC) -
ardath_rekha
1/10/09 10:20 pm (UTC) -
nihilobstat
i've got some weird, weird taste in film though.
1/11/09 09:52 pm (UTC) -
topaz08
1/13/09 01:43 am (UTC) -
ardath_rekha
1/11/09 09:54 pm (UTC) -
topaz08
1/13/09 01:43 am (UTC) -
ardath_rekha
1/13/09 01:51 am (UTC) -
colubra
1/13/09 01:57 am (UTC) -
colubra
1/13/09 03:43 am (UTC) -
ardath_rekha
3/5/09 09:01 pm (UTC) -
omarandjohnny